Comments on JPG's Green Wing Series 1 Blog: Caption Contest

How about:The all new 'Statham Fly Paper':- Even i...

2006-07-05T02:02:00.000+01:00

How about:

The all new 'Statham Fly Paper':- Even insects retire to a safe distance.

As the end to this hasn't been announced (to my li...

2006-05-27T15:54:00.000+01:00

As the end to this hasn't been announced (to my limited knowledge) I figured I'd have a go. Where Green Wing stuff is at stake, it's worth way more than trying...

The office girls' take on hangman goes drastically wrong when no-one correctly completes 'C_ _ _ *_ _ _ _ %& Radiologist'

(Erm, obviously I'm visualising those symbols as filled in letters...)

When i said 'well hung' this isnt quite what i had...

2006-04-15T08:43:00.000+01:00

When i said 'well hung' this isnt quite what i had in mind!

Am I a bit late for this? Bah- nevermind.Joanna: I...

2006-04-09T17:51:00.000+01:00

Am I a bit late for this? Bah- nevermind.

Joanna: Into asphyxiation now are we Alan? Maybe you're not totally useless after all...
Alan: I...I l-like Christ, s-shall die for your sins!
Joanna: If Christ commited suicide he would have gone to hell you idiot.
Alan:...y-you don't happen to know a very angry Roman with a cross by any chance?

-Bit long for a caption, nevermind...I could do this all day. Any chance of more caption contests? Prize not necessary.

"Don't jump don't jump!"

2006-04-03T11:49:00.000+01:00

"Don't jump don't jump!"

This ain't got anything to do with this scene, jus...

2006-03-30T14:07:00.000+01:00

This ain't got anything to do with this scene, just wanted to say: " IM OBSESSED WITH GREEN WING" !!!

"You may be thinking... that... noose... hanging.....

2006-03-30T01:29:00.000+01:00

"You may be thinking... that... noose... hanging... ladder but... in fact... nothing could be further from the truth... and that is what I said... to them... JESUS!! I've found Jesus!!"

Sorry... it's that sort of monologue that cracks me up! :)

(though I'm not sure if it's grammatically correct...

2006-03-24T23:11:00.000Z

(though I'm not sure if it's grammatically correct in any way...)

the Mighty Python went a little the wrong way...(t...

2006-03-24T23:10:00.000Z

the Mighty Python went a little the wrong way...

(there's one.)

Mark: Apparently, if we leak these pictures to the...

2006-03-24T22:02:00.000Z

Mark: Apparently, if we leak these pictures to the News of the World, I might stop getting death threats over the "Brass Eye Paediatrician Special".

Joanna - God, you're pathetic! Did you really thin...

2006-03-24T16:49:00.000Z

Joanna - God, you're pathetic! Did you really think that was what I meant by swinging?

still waiting...but someone will get something reg...

2006-03-23T19:38:00.000Z

still waiting...but someone will get something regardless.....

so, who's the winner? or are you still waiting for...

2006-03-23T19:15:00.000Z

so, who's the winner? or are you still waiting for the Brilliant Answer? :)

Thanks! The spelling mistakes are intentional.

2006-03-17T22:43:00.000Z

Thanks! The spelling mistakes are intentional.

haha that one's really good!

2006-03-16T19:54:00.000Z

haha that one's really good!

Alan: Are you t.t..totally sure this will proove m...

2006-03-16T15:19:00.000Z

Alan: Are you t.t..totally sure this will proove my love?

Joanna: Yer...sure just loose the ladder.

Statham to Joanna: "Does my head look big in this?...

2006-03-15T21:33:00.000Z

Statham to Joanna: "Does my head look big in this?"

That was all I could think of, sorry!

Nope...that was a Post Production trick

2006-03-15T13:52:00.000Z

Nope...that was a Post Production trick

was the smoke real then, even? the one thet comes ...

2006-03-15T11:48:00.000Z

was the smoke real then, even? the one thet comes from the 'trap' when the wool bug is released into it, 'adios!'.

Ha! That proves my friend wrong! I must tell her t...

2006-03-14T23:41:00.000Z

Ha! That proves my friend wrong! I must tell her that!

God, I sound so sad...!

La...not real as I'm sure you'd have guessed.It wa...

2006-03-14T23:03:00.000Z

La...not real as I'm sure you'd have guessed.
It was a piece of black wool on some fishing line!

Ok, I've gone away, I've thought and now I'm back....

2006-03-14T22:44:00.000Z

Ok, I've gone away, I've thought and now I'm back. It's a bad caption, but it's worth a shot.

Joanna's new windchime was rather awkard to place.

Sorry it's so bad. The offer on my story still stands. I would love for someone involved with GW to read it. Ho hum.

(not related to that scene:)I'm just watching epis...

2006-03-14T21:43:00.000Z

(not related to that scene:)
I'm just watching episode 6. is that fly/bee/wasp/whatever real, or what is it? because it's so huge and black and seems to be behaving like it was expected to. and the end of that scene would definitely not be 'no animals were harmed in the making of this film'. :)

Joanna: Any last requests then Alan?Alan: Loosen ...

2006-03-14T20:00:00.000Z

Joanna: Any last requests then Alan?

Alan: Loosen the rope?

Okay I couldnt think of anything better lol.

I have to say I agree with better late than never....

2006-03-14T19:35:00.000Z

I have to say I agree with better late than never... I can't think of anything, either. but isn't it good enough that we're here already? ;)

but I have to say thus much: when I first saw the scene, I didn't even see dr. stathem hanging there until joanna gave him a push (or a pat?) and he started swinging... 'I need a wee!'